In a New York sidewalk, a Filipino Girl was enjoying a hearty breakfast with coffee, croissants, toast, butter, jam, etc.
While an American Guy came chewing a gum, sat next to him and started an unwanted conversation by no mean……
Promptly he asked a question from Filipino Girl,” You Filipinos eat the whole bread?”
Filipino Girl replied “Of course!”
American Guy, Blowing bubbles with his gum and said,” We don't”, We, Americans only eat what's inside, the crust we collect in a container, recycle, make these into croissants and sell these to the Philippines.
American guy asked another question to her,” Do you eat jam with bread?”
Filipino Girl answered again,” Of course!”
American Guy chewing his gum between his teeth and said, “We don't”.
And said, “Americans eat fruits at breakfast, put all the peels, seeds and Leftovers into containers, turn these into jam and sell it to the Philippines” Filipino Girl was very absurd now due to unwanted guest and discussion and asked a question to him,” Do you have sex in America?”
American Guy replied very proudly he tried to mention that, “This is the only thing which is done in America by professional manners just like politics, he continues his answer and said, “Of course, we do sex in America, no body does else where in the world!”
Filipino Girl asked a question to him,” What do you do with the condoms?”
American Guy replied quickly, “We throw them, of course!”
Filipino Girl replied,” We don't, in the Philippines; we put them into containers, recycle them and turn them into chewing gums and sell it all to America”.
American Guy tried nothing to say, make a red bubble face and burst,” Oh shit, and throw his gum from his mouth and gone away”.
Note: Centerline is borrowed.
While an American Guy came chewing a gum, sat next to him and started an unwanted conversation by no mean……
Promptly he asked a question from Filipino Girl,” You Filipinos eat the whole bread?”
Filipino Girl replied “Of course!”
American Guy, Blowing bubbles with his gum and said,” We don't”, We, Americans only eat what's inside, the crust we collect in a container, recycle, make these into croissants and sell these to the Philippines.
American guy asked another question to her,” Do you eat jam with bread?”
Filipino Girl answered again,” Of course!”
American Guy chewing his gum between his teeth and said, “We don't”.
And said, “Americans eat fruits at breakfast, put all the peels, seeds and Leftovers into containers, turn these into jam and sell it to the Philippines” Filipino Girl was very absurd now due to unwanted guest and discussion and asked a question to him,” Do you have sex in America?”
American Guy replied very proudly he tried to mention that, “This is the only thing which is done in America by professional manners just like politics, he continues his answer and said, “Of course, we do sex in America, no body does else where in the world!”
Filipino Girl asked a question to him,” What do you do with the condoms?”
American Guy replied quickly, “We throw them, of course!”
Filipino Girl replied,” We don't, in the Philippines; we put them into containers, recycle them and turn them into chewing gums and sell it all to America”.
American Guy tried nothing to say, make a red bubble face and burst,” Oh shit, and throw his gum from his mouth and gone away”.
Note: Centerline is borrowed.
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